Stream of Consciousness.

I always forget that first s in "consciousness" and by always i mean "every other time except for these last two."
You know how you forget things long enough and suddenly you're remembering that you forget them all the time so by default you're remembering how it's supposed to be done?
I used to put an extra "k" in "know"- like this: knkow. I dunno. maybe that's the Kayla version. I also often type "forget" as "froget" as though it's some sort of talisman that froggies use to stave off amnesia.
I've always found it disturbing that frog tongues are attached at the front instead of the back. Knowing what i do of human anatomy it baffles me. Maybe i should take mammalian anatomy...
if i had time and didn't want to kill my gpa, that is. That and frogs aren't mammals.
so i'm still trying to figure out why my left eye dries out faster than my right eye when i wear contacts. It's kind of weird.
I've decided that i can't tell if my little mini-fan i've got here is purple or blue. It's somewhere inbetween.

Only a girl would worry about that. Well, maybe not. But it's nice to think that some things affect only girls. Oo, i know- like pregger-ness. i think it's safe to say that that only really gets girls.
Why DO guy say "we're having a baby!!" when really, everyone knows that their wife is the one who's gonna be doing most of the work... well, when it comes to birthing the kid, anyway.

I had lunch with a 6 yr old today. She's "almost" 7... in september. Love it. I remember those days, counting down for 6 months until my birthday.
wait... wait... I still do that.
6 days, by the way.

I've been counting down since it was at least 150 days. FINALLY. The last week and the last hour always seem to be the longest by comparison. Maybe einstein was onto something with this relativity thing.
the word "relativity" always makes me thing of "nativity"
does that mean cows are relative? And if they are... does that mean their calories count less than a pig's or a chicken's?
It's something to dwell on for maybe 3.2 seconds. hhhmmmmm.