There is no name for the Fear of Whales.

I have a phobia. It's a somewhat strange phobia that i get a lot of grief over.

I am afraid of whales.

No, I've never really been close to a whale. No, I'm not the only one. I did a search today on "Fear of Whales". I got thousands of hits. Ah, Google. I stumbled across an article that proves it all. ALL of it.

I'm not crazy:


It's short and to the point. She wasn't even IN the water.

"I used to always laugh at that and say, 'There is no way a whale will come near a boat.' Well, she proved me wrong."

World of Warcraft

While I have long since given up the addiction that is World of Warcraft, it doesn't mean that I don't find some enjoyment in the memory of it. Ah, the exploration of the Alliance-dominated territories... I attended a wedding once, as well. It was so lovely. Everyone dressed in their finest. And my brother even made enough fireworks for everyone to set off at least 10. The clothes, the food, the company, the quests! Ah, the sweet satisfaction of taking down an enemy clearly ranked higher htan yourself.
And yes, you scurvy Horde dogs. I am Alliance. You shall never prevail! (n00bs.)
... Did I say all that out loud?

The whole point of it is... what do you get when you put William Shatner and Mr. T up as the voice of World of Warcraft?

Only the best, my friends. Only the best: